Thursday, August 20, 2009

High Noon at the Sun-Dial


Game 15 - Commons Park

Results:
Melonie - 2 (Game Winner, Big Winner)
Dave S. - 2 (Poison Wicket Kill, GW)
Tim - 1 (GW)
A.J. - 1 (GW)
Julie - 1 (GW)


Standings:
A.J. - 17
John S. - 7
Mikey L. - 6
Boyd - 5
Josh- 5
Carly- 5
Dave Simpkins - 5
Poops - 4
Kelly - 4
Red - 4
Deme - 3
Melonie - 3
Tashina - 3
Mike G. - 3
Eric - 3
Rob - 3
Tim - 3
Temuchin - 2
Zach - 2
Ricky - 2
Frankie - 2
Julie - 2
Kevin - 1
Jess - 1
Doug - 1
Martin - 1
Jody - 1
Geoff - 1
Dave Bergonz - 1


A.J.'s stubborn continuance to amass points has brought out the wolves, and now the forests ring with their baying.


Don't worry, were not veering into "rant about A.J." territory. I, for one, am impressed with what he's been able to do all season. If we kept records, I'm sure he'd be the owner of a few. This is more of a message to everyone else: remember, there is no A.J. in T.E.A.M. Don't roll over, never surrender, never give up. Unless your name is Jake. Cause if I were that guy, I would be embarrassed to even pick up a mallet. Does he even play anymore?

I believe we've learned our lessons from past games at Commons and kept most wickets around and within the confides of the Sun-Dial. I recall seeing only one wicket that dared to straddle the death-hill. Very PUSSY of those of you who set up courses. I kid, I kid. 5 games, 5 wieners. Dave managed a poison wicket kill point to go with his game winning point, cause they come better in a pair really. And Melonie finished off the night as our big winner and chose a park with no fuss and no muss. I've always wondered what in the fuck is "muss?"
As we begin our descent into the end of the season remember this ride is coming in hot and A.J.'s taken the last parachute.

Highlights!

- The Parks and Rec officer who, while questioning me about our beer, was five inches from getting smacked in the nuts by A.J.'s ball.

- We kept the "Rhino" at bay. And to all the other disappointed Inveiglers, maybe next time fellas...

-Beer Magic! --Witness the amazing beer can as it withstands croquet balls that bounce off the top of it! Abracadabra bitches!

- Dave Simpkins going through TWO wickets in one shot AND striking a ball in his game for a grand total of 3 shots!!!

Lowlights:

- Dave Simpkins not making it through the next wicket despite having 3 SHOTS!!






No-Justice League:



We're playing in a park where no more than 10 years ago the police were finding dead bodies with decapitated heads...they never caught the guy or guys responsible...enjoy your million dollar lofts fuckers!






Commons Commin' Atcha':



"Dave got a poison wicket kill cause of his shady tactics." - Mike G.

We break now for a quick recess, but shall reconvene next Tuesday at the location of preference: Gates Crescent Park.


Go.

4 comments:

Afidavit said...

What would be shady of me is to take credit for somebody else's bad-assery. I had no multi-wicket, ball hittin' breakouts. Bergonz perhaps?

On The DL said...

That wasn't you? Probably was Bergonz then.

Boyd said...

DHB3 indeed was the man in question.

Maura said...

Love the last photo...Nice!