Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Me So Horny

You can't have a poster with 2 Live Crew on it and not name your blog "Me So Horny", right?

For those of you not familiar with the word... Horn-y; adjective (horn-i-er, horn-i-est); 1. of or resembling horn: a horny beak / horny nails; hard and rough: horny, dry skin; 2. informal feeling or arousing sexual excitement; Derivatives; horn-i-ness (noun).

Show of hands for cro-horny? Maybe cro-corny?

Top 5:
1. Boyd's Swifer Wifer
2. Dartmouth Triple D's (I heart you Eric!)
3. Dave says, BUY YOUR TICKETS FOR BEER FEST ON SATURDAY!!!
4. Savannah, spreadin' um for Krisha.
5. Who is she (Tashina) playing with? She might just be a league of her own!

Tip of the Week:
AJ "3 Shakes and a 90 degree angle" (New nickname? "Downtown AJ Brown", write that down)

Slogan of the Week:
"You've got to kick it with your heart" (Carly) "...and sole" (Frankey)

Lets Get O.G.:
Did we play here last year?????

Hero of the Week:
Shane for supplying the ALL DUDE half time.

Douche-Bag of the Week:
Shane said Mike G. and Poops. Don't argue, just let it happen.

Where's Chachi?:
Waxing his vagina in Broomfield somewhere. (Whoa low blow)

Things I Shouldn't have Overheard:
"I'm the backstop, not the basket." -Dave Simpkins, followed by the girls chanting "clench it, clench it!"

Obscure Misc.
WTF? We played mosquito last week!

Shout Outs:
Happy Anniversary Savannah and Red!

Cro-Nominations:
Dave nominated me as the "Ministry of Information". I accept, and I'm hiring John Simpkins as my speech writer.

Hey guys, I hope you all had a really kick ass season. I know I did!

Next week is the last blog of the season. Although we've been doing the community blogs, I think I might make next week's a "best of".

Also, everyone please STICK AROUND after next weeks game! Im working on getting Mike G. to finish the player cards, Boyd and I have a super cool surprise, and there WILL be chicken fighting. 

So remember your helmet, and tell your sweetheart that you'll be home late... and drunk.

1 comment:

Maura said...

Me love you long time!
lovemaura