It Must Have Been the Roses

The lesson that Dave and I can agree on that we learned this week is always for the love of the game, remember a pen and paper. This has had to have been the most difficult blog that I have ever written, solely based on emails that went back and forth between Dave and I today. I will apologize right off the bat for anything that is not included in this blog that you thought was of the upmost importance to share. Please feel free to leave hate mail, or even something I left out in the comments section.

This weeks game was at the lovely Sunken Gardens. Thankfully Julie escaped torment from any 14 year old boys and JC. By the way, where is JC these days? Someone assemble a search party! Leave no falapano behind!

Next week I will be getting player card pictures for anyone that wasn't able to make it to the game. I will track you down and get your picture! Don't think you can slip by me! Plus, when the cards are finished, you can show them off to all your co-workers, and play the "don't you wish you where me" card. EVERYONE likes a one-upper. (That's for you Maura!)

You will notice that there has been three new categories for this weeks blog edition. Rule clarification of the Week, because there is always something controversial going on, Let's Get O.G., a need for nostalgia, and That Sounds Good!, a brain-stormed recipe that could sell for millions of dollars on the black market. Enjoy!

Top 5:

1. Eric's beer getting hit by a fly by, and flipped right side up. Followed by Eric yelling "I'm still standing!"

2. The 6 poison game. Each player ended up being poison!

3. Jake getting "the worst bounce of the season"

4. Takin' it to the rocks.

5.  The wicket in the homeless shitter.

Slogan of the Week: By Carly and Margaret

"You don't want to be the backstop. The backstop gets used to make baskets."

Douche-bags of the Week:

Everyone who didn't bring beer, and then let Eric go on the beer run. (I brought beer, so I'm clear of the douche-bag-ness this week! SUCKAS!)

Hero of the Week:

Maura, for holding up the blanket anytime one of us girls needed to pee in the bush!

Rule Clarification of the Week:

There is only one way to get three shots in one turn. Hitting through two wickets AND hitting a ball in the SAME SHOT!

Tip of the Week:

Don't ask Dave for Rule Clarifications. (You could have had four shots)

Conversations I shouldn't have heard!:

Poops to Maura "I should have taken advantage of you last night when you where drunk, ...NO that's not what I mean!, I meant because I had a camera."

Let's Get O.G.: By Eric

1. Bring Beer and 2. FINISH YOUR GAME! - These are the two original rules from when the league was first formed, and Eric thought that we all should be reminded.

That Sounds Good!"

The "Irish Taco", its is a baked potato, split in half to resemble a taco shell, stuffed with corned beef and cabbage. Truly an amazing sight!`

AJ was the winner, he's called Zuni Park as the next landing pad.

I guess this blog didn't turn out to be as bad as I thought it was going to be. It truly goes to show, that even though we forgot a pot to piss in, it was better than a homeless shitter.

See you all next week!