You're Bleeding

I love NOFX. Just to quote the song, because its a fucking great song "You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing, a bland reciprocation, but it don't bother me".  For you other NOFX lovers, on a side note, Bob Turkey is such a dick.

This weeks game was really fun. Thanks to Kevin Frisbie for the argyle shirts, the wrist bands and the bomb diggity air fresheners. 

Thanks to everyone who left their contribution to the first ever Community Blog. It seemed to go over really well, so I think I will keep doing this. That way everyone gets to contribute, and I don't have to walk around the battle field trying to get drunk people to remember. 

So remember, write that scheissen down, on your half time or on your beer run! Make it count! There is no way in hell that I could have come up with as much randomness that you all did, so I thank each and everyone of you for being all up in everyone else's poo.

LOL, I wanted to say shit, but poo was better!

Here we go!

Top 5:

1. Carly, the overtime sharp shooter. (Sounds like a force to be reckoned with!)

2. Jess' Taco Rules (Please, for the love of taco's, ask Poops to explain, and NO its not something dirty!!!)

3. The upside down nomination for the Top 5 (which if I could make my computer write upside down, it would have been wayyyyyy cooler)

4. Josh receiving bad advice "Hit the ball, and if not, land right next to it"

5. Everyone Love Everyone!

Bonus 3 to the Top 5:

6. Dave finally getting to write in the dark with his super glow pen.

7. Kevin's mallet actually having a purpose. (Please ask for detailed drawing to scale from Kevin of his crazy mallet contraption involving the retaining wall and some sort of weight scale.)

8. Tail-gating after the game. (Word up Shane!)

Tip of the Week:

Watch out for Ricky (for real)

Slogan of the Week: There are two this week...

"Think of the kids!" and "That wicket is poised for penetration!" 

Hero of the Week:

Kevin for the schwag.

Douche-bag of the Week: also dubbed the "Most Popular" category

John S for not bringing Zak's mallet, the wicket on the side walk, and AJ, for kicking Kevin's mallet across the course.

Lets Get O.G.: By Boyd (I only know cause I saw him write it down, AND he included his name)

"I member beatin' everyone in 30 minutes, then gettin' drunk for 2 hours before the poison battle."

3 Things I shouldn't have overheard:

AJ to himself, "mmm... pineapple... followed by the nipple rub." 

"that's the second time she nailed it!"

Poops to Jake, "Dude, I have a huge one!"

That Sounds Good!: By Jess and Zach

Mulato Gelato, y-u-m-m-y

Rule Clarification of the Week:

Going through both wickets and hitting the post at halfway results in two shots.

Shirt of the Week: By Maura

Hot pink boob advertisement shirt logo aka TITvertising.

Obscure Misc.:

Figuring out the thermodynamic properties of beer.

I don't know what category this was meant for, so its now the SUPER Obscure Misc.:

"You get the boob."

Well with that being said, Josh was the big winner of the week and has chosen Barnum Park, located somewhere near 3rd & Hooker. 

Everyone is moving or out of town this weekend, so Im not really sure if there will be a Tournament, stay tuned into your email for details from Dave S. 

Also, we are having a small shin-dig for Boyd & Sheena's bday's at our house, Saturday, August 2nd. If you wanna stop by, come and see me next week and I will give you more details.

My random thought to keep you entertained... JC is still missing. This could be the start of a new category, Where is JC?: This week I'm going to say that JC was tied up in a phone call from the FDA in regards to the recent salmonella scare. They just wanted to clarify the difference between falapano's and jalapenos.

See you next week!