Thursday, August 14, 2008

I Can't See Your Face In My Mind

This weeks game started out fresh, Jake and I tailgated with some Popeye's, which should have been chicken and a 40oz, but I can do with strips and mashed potatoes.

Who's got Olympic fever? If there was a gold medal to be given out at this weeks game, Savanna should have been Michael Phelps. Silver goes to Brunn for flying in for the game, and Bronze goes to Mikaela for playing the entire game on a bum knee. I've been nominated by Maura for the Olympic Congeniality Medal, for my impersonation of Missy Elliott's "I cant stand the rain", dance moves, in my black trash bag rain coat, compliments of Dave S. "I would like to thank early 21st century hip-hop, my mom, to Wyclef Jean for teaching me to shake what my mamma gave me, of course to god cause that's what your supposed to say, and how could I forget my wonderful fans! Without you, I laugh by myself".

Hey, at next years match at City Park, I propose the statue that was about 200 yards from us, it was cool, and there was light.

Lets Go Top 5:
1. Mike G.'s first point.
2. Red rockin' the purse
3. Jess' trash bag mexican hat dance.
4. Shane's failed kamikaze mission - there was "heart of gold" in it!
5. Mike G.'s tree blind wicket shot.

Bonus Top 5:
6. Shane's 25 foot english wicket shot, with the roll back through the wicket.
7. Third annual citrus death star kill by Dave S.

Tip of the Week: By Guest Star: Brunn
"You can never win with the citrus death star" (orange ball)

Douche-Bag of the Week:
Wet goose shit and John for picking the dark park, and not even coming to the game.

Let's Get O.G.: By Nate-Dogg
Didn't it rain last year at this park? And what happened to playing at the tennis courts?

Conversations I shouldn't have Overheard:
"Girls are pretty when they're wet"

Moment that shouldn't have happened:
Zak caught pudd whacking in the bushes.

Her of the Week:
Big Black TRASH BAGS

Slogan of the Week:
"City Park equals Shitty Park" "It's always shitty in the city"

Like Dave S. said, next weeks park is at Washington Park. Oh, and before I forget, Mikaela wanted me to post her address for a little get together at her place on Saturday, August 16th. 2919 Depew. Dunno what time, call Maura.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!



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