Township Rebellion

Our history at Wash park seems to be that we get to play the croquet green every other year, this being our apparent off year. 

Although Carly tried to talk the guy into leaving the lights on for us, let us remember that we have been playing in the dark for a really really long time. Thou shalt not vex a stranger, I suppose.

I do have to say that Wash Park was looking its best. It was beautiful and quiet. Just the right mixture for a lovely match of croquet. Maybe Rage Against the Machine put the right voodoo out there for us or something?

Top 5:

1. Mike's porn stash.

2. Sesame chicken w/ egg rolls. (Someone was hungry!)

3. The most peaceful game of croquet ever. (Jess, Josh, Amber, Savanna and Shane)

4. Red's glorious kill on Deme.

5. The return of Gen.

Tip of the Week:

"Grass is good for beer, but not your balls"

Hero of the Week:

Everyone who brought beer! aka Mikaela for bring beer and not even playing.

Slogan of the Week: By Amber

"Just let it go..."

Lets Get O.G.:

Doug - "Back in the day when Emy was droppin' the zip cord"

Doug - "When being North Side was being North Side"

Jeff - "Being wasted!"

Douche-bag of the Week:

"The Wash Park Lawn Bowling club for playing some gay ass botche and not letting us jump the fence", says Mike G. followed by "You should also add something about old geezer balls".

Things I shouldn't have Overheard:

"Are you ready for some white on white" some dude said to his wife referring to the lawn bowlers.

That Sounds Good!:

Taco night at Jess' (man I must make one hell of a taco)

Where is John?:

He's not here because he's probably at his bachlorette party. - Deme

Thanks everyone for making it out there, it was a great time. Congrats to Amber on killing Shane and getting her first point!

See you all next week!