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Red- 3 points. / 1-poison wicket kill/ 1-game winner/ 1-overall game winner
Yeah, you read that right.
Mike G.- 1 point game winner
Kevin - 1 point game winner
Temuchin- 1 point game winner
John S. - 1 point game winner
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Out of the treacherous drifts of everwinter the Northside Croquet Club emerged with PBR in our clutches, and as a thicket of mallets were raised to the sky a reveille was heard: GAME ON! After a short preseason that saw us visit only 3 parks, the steadfast Wolf Park; the haunted grounds on which a carousel once stood and Mosquito park; which I think deserves a name change to just The Island. 'Cause for most of us, like the Island on Lost, even if you've been there before you can never remember how to get back. It's when you stop looking for it that Mosquito Park finds you.
Preseason saw it's share of highlights. First off - Let's hear it for Tashina and her crafty invention, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: "The Girlunal"Now NSCC ladies can fear neither lack of restroom facilities or evergreen bushes.Tashina already deserves MVP for her contribution.
Other highlights of preseason:Preseason Game I (Wolf Park) - The introduction of Kevin's Beer Belt, this fancy beer holster will keep Kev the fastest drinker in the west.
PS Game II (Carousel Park Eliches) - Kevin sitting on, then breaking, then repairing Tyler's bike.
-Zach doesn't play by your rules. Fucker.
-Boyd's ricochet of the wall back through Deme's legs shot. (Not Funny)
-The figure eight course that was neither a figure, an eight nor a course.
PS Game III- Mosquito Park The ISLAND!!
-Laura Schiavone took a break from conquering the MMA circuit and her training from an undisclosed location deep in the jungles of Thailand to join us for some croquet.
-Marika doesn't play by your rules.
-DOGS!
-Poops: Even a cashed Poops is still a dangerous animal
-Stephanie's infa-red scope/headlamp
-Mikey Lyons In Ear Shot. :"Watch your rabbit turd A.J.!"
Game 1 Highlights:
-Dave's Bitch Wicket: A wicket wedged between two trees
-Krisha's kick shot that she managed to pull off without actually striking the mallet with her foot. "It just flicked up and hit the ball!" -Krisha
-Kevin's double wicket shot UP a hill for Poison from downtown.
-Kevin blasted in the chest by Tashina's ball. "She hit me in the goddamn solar plexus!" -Kevin
I know Dave was proposing a riddle with the answer being the next park as penance for those who don't stay until the end, so I'll do this one for Game 2.
Game 2 -At Virgil Park. Near the Pepsi Cola Bottling Company.
What?
See you there.
P.S. As we surge forward into the season, rants/raves/suggestions/ideas are always welcome for this blog.
Yeah, you read that right.
Mike G.- 1 point game winner
Kevin - 1 point game winner
Temuchin- 1 point game winner
John S. - 1 point game winner
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Out of the treacherous drifts of everwinter the Northside Croquet Club emerged with PBR in our clutches, and as a thicket of mallets were raised to the sky a reveille was heard: GAME ON! After a short preseason that saw us visit only 3 parks, the steadfast Wolf Park; the haunted grounds on which a carousel once stood and Mosquito park; which I think deserves a name change to just The Island. 'Cause for most of us, like the Island on Lost, even if you've been there before you can never remember how to get back. It's when you stop looking for it that Mosquito Park finds you.
Preseason saw it's share of highlights. First off - Let's hear it for Tashina and her crafty invention, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: "The Girlunal"Now NSCC ladies can fear neither lack of restroom facilities or evergreen bushes.Tashina already deserves MVP for her contribution.
Other highlights of preseason:Preseason Game I (Wolf Park) - The introduction of Kevin's Beer Belt, this fancy beer holster will keep Kev the fastest drinker in the west.
PS Game II (Carousel Park Eliches) - Kevin sitting on, then breaking, then repairing Tyler's bike.
-Zach doesn't play by your rules. Fucker.
-Boyd's ricochet of the wall back through Deme's legs shot. (Not Funny)
-The figure eight course that was neither a figure, an eight nor a course.
PS Game III- Mosquito Park The ISLAND!!
-Laura Schiavone took a break from conquering the MMA circuit and her training from an undisclosed location deep in the jungles of Thailand to join us for some croquet.
-Marika doesn't play by your rules.
-DOGS!
-Poops: Even a cashed Poops is still a dangerous animal
-Stephanie's infa-red scope/headlamp
-Mikey Lyons In Ear Shot. :"Watch your rabbit turd A.J.!"
Game 1 Highlights:
-Dave's Bitch Wicket: A wicket wedged between two trees
-Krisha's kick shot that she managed to pull off without actually striking the mallet with her foot. "It just flicked up and hit the ball!" -Krisha
-Kevin's double wicket shot UP a hill for Poison from downtown.
-Kevin blasted in the chest by Tashina's ball. "She hit me in the goddamn solar plexus!" -Kevin
I know Dave was proposing a riddle with the answer being the next park as penance for those who don't stay until the end, so I'll do this one for Game 2.
Game 2 -At Virgil Park. Near the Pepsi Cola Bottling Company.
What?
See you there.
P.S. As we surge forward into the season, rants/raves/suggestions/ideas are always welcome for this blog.
4 comments:
Vigil Park
Nice Demi! I love the fill in since I miss every game. Never fear, the year is almost over and I have NOTHING to do but drink the month of June! I will be pinching your butts and whistling every time you bend over in no time!
See you soon...
lovemaura
Love it! On a quick side note, remind me to invest in a Spanish/English dictionary. Me no espeaken the spanish.
oh, miss miss maura! and the pinching of butts!
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