Game -9 McDonough Park
Results:
A.J. - 2 (Game Winner, Big Winner)
John S. - 1 (GW)
Mikey L. - 1 (GW)
Tim - 1 (GW)
Jody - 1 (GW)
Standings:
A.J. - 11
Mike L. - 5
John S. - 4
Red - 3
Josh - 3
Poops - 3
Mike G. - 3
Boyd - 3
Eric - 3
Temuchin - 2
Zach - 2
Carly- 2
Kelly - 2
Kevin - 1
Jess - 1
Frankie - 1
Julie - 1
Dave - 1
Doug - 1
Melonie - 1
Martin - 1
Tim - 1
Jody - 1
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Causality Loop
A.J. continues to dominate. Last Tuesday was no exception. A.J. won, again - Is he secretly setting himself up to become the greatest NSCC player who ever lived? Can you argue with the stats? Is it true if he finishes as the Champion he'll want that Bronze Statue?
So there was a little controversy regarding cheating and the cheating cheaters who cheat -
As it is, I'm not here to play judge, jury, or executioner, nor do I think this is the proper venue to single out those who cheat.
I'd rather just report on great big fun happy things! Like a guy using the girl-inal and being proud of it - SEE BELOW.
Lets just remember we're all here to have fun. The only thing we can do, which is the only thing we've ever done is play by the honor system, until those big fat sponsorship checks start rolling in and we can hire referees.
Besides, if there is cheating going on ya'll suck at it, cause A.J. is still winning.
Highlights!
-Large turnout. No rain plus plenty of shade and beer for all.
-Chris Brunn Returns. And he brought the Citrus Deathstar out of retirement.
-Phil pissing in the girl-inal. How is there no picture of this? Phil even flashed a big Cheshire grin to everyone who dared look over and laugh.
- I can't recall any more highlights, I was pretty drunk towards the end of my game, which probably contributed to my losing said game.
Lowlights!
- Strip Frisbee. Three douche bags playing Frisbee with no shirts.
Dave A.K.A The North Side Riddler was apprehended this week by the dynamic duo, but fear not true believers, because something tells me Dave has not teased his last twister of a brain-twister!
Anyway we're playing at Berkley, under the promenade, by the tennis courts.
Shit, you know where!
"Shorty, now you sounded so fine, give me your number we can bocce all night, playing croquet till the morning lie-EE-ight"
2 comments:
"Shit, you know where", was actually going to be my riddle for the week.
I cheat at croquet. I have probably cheated on 80% of my games...
I just want to confess, even though I wasn't there.
lovemaura
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