Woodbury Bonus

Game - 19 Highlands Park



Résultats:
Frankie - 2 (Game Winner, Big Winner)
Dave S. - 1 (GW)
Martin - 1 (GW)
Tim - 1 (GW)
Eric - 1 (PWK)


Standings:
A.J. - 21
John S. - 7
Mikey L. - 7
Boyd - 7
Red - 7
Dave Simpkins - 7
Josh- 5
Carly- 5
Mike G. - 5
Kelly - 5
Poops - 4
Melonie - 4
Frankie - 4
Tim - 4
Eric - 4
Deme - 3
Tashina - 3
Rob - 3
Temuchin - 2
Zach - 2
Ricky - 2
Julie - 2
Dave Bergonz - 2
Martin - 2
Marika - 2
Kevin - 1
Jess - 1
Doug - 1
Jody - 1
Geoff - 1
Savannah - 1

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So it's come to this:


Time to break out the old glue gun, and slap that trophy together anew so we can hurry up and give A.J. the trophy that's been rightfully his since about week 3. Once this business has been concluded we can get down to what really counts in this, our final game of the NSCC '09 season.

The 5 way tie for 2nd place.
It'll be so awesome it'll be like a nuclear kick-blast to your brain.


So who has the best shot?

- Will A.J. take off his mask during half-time to reveal that he's been John all along? Then run away laughing with the trophy?

- Will Dave Simpkins try to restore some sort of semblance of his former glory?

- Will Mikey Lyons quiet the naysayers and prove to everyone, including his peers, fellow Beaver teammates, his best friend Stiles, and his semi-girlfriend Boof, that he can win without turning into a wolf?

- Will Red be able to outlast the entire game before the cops show up and arrest his mallet for the murder of countless balls, gypsies, and Patrick Swayze?

- Will someone hand Boyd a lighter so he can light his goddamn cigarette?

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But before all this we had to play our penultimate game at Highlands Park.
Playing at Highlands seemed like a exercise in anility: it when on way too long and by the end even the people who remained couldn't remember who won.
But all is not lost --and many Bothan spies died to bring us this information:


Highlights:

- Krisha showed great promise for returning a stronger player next season by taking Dave to the limit in their game's poison battle. Way to go Krisha remember all off-season conditioning and workouts are MANDATORY. That goes for Martin too.

- Frankie showed up and won his game and was the overall winner, but then he went home and ate a bunch of Bald Eagle eggs and then stole a bunch of wheelchairs from the Children's Hospital. So, you know...



Cro-Quotes:

"Want some candy?" - Red





Alright you all know where to be next Tuesday night at 6 p.m.

Pferdesteller!!!

oh, gesundheit! Wolff Park!