SexyBack

Croquet always brings sexy back. To quote the song "Dirty babe, you see these shackles baby Im your slave, I'll let you with me if I misbehave, its just that no one makes me feel this way, uh huh."  From our duct taped mallets to selling ass crack to all the kids, there's nothing sexier than that! Work that crack, work it!

This week's park was pretty cool other than every other light pole in the whole entire park except the two that we chose to play next to worked. Next thing you know we will all be wearing bi-focals from squinting in the dark. That's even sexier! (This is the part where Mike G. and I break out in a well rehearsed dance, and then everyone else joins in...)

Enough ramblin' ON with the show!

Oh wait, just a little side note from the editor, Deme got shit on this week, can we try and be a little nicer? What's the only rule of this club? E.L.E. - everyone love everyone!

Top 5: (#1 by far takes the cake as the best top 5 moment in recorded history)

1. Mike G. hitting Deme in the back of the head with a beer can. He kicked shot it way up in the air, and it crashed into Deme's dome.

2. The "baked" goods.

3. Phil's corduroys.

4. It wont stay up cause it's so chocolatie smooth (Sorry Carly, there is no spell check for that word!)

5. Jeff with Mabel

Slogan of the Week:

"Drink hard & bring beer or DONT drink!!! Son!!!"

Let's Get O.G.: (there are 2)

No more points suckas!!!!!!! and Slip n' slide (This park would be good for it!)

Douche-Bag of the Week:

By JC: Someone stole my bicycle! Where's my free bike sign? So who ever stole JC's bike is a total douche and DEME, because he walked out on his game without picking up the wickets. (Deme has been nominated as the first ever double douche, which is pretty bad, there is even a suggestion that this act of carelessness for the game should result in negative points!)

Tip of the Week:

Don't fuck with the blogger! Especially when she hears about the douche-bag of the week!

That Sounds Good! aka That Smells Good!:

Sonia's steak

Things I shouldn't have overheard:

Maura -  "Im Farty"   JC - "Wanna see my running shoes!? Oh, I didn't wear them!"  and Deme - "Nobody even knows I cheat, I cannot be caught!"

Instead of Where's JC? this week is Where's Mikey?:

"Where's in the world is Ramos?" "Yeah, where is that guy?" "He's searching for his pot o' gold... & his fuckin' horse shit!"

Shirt of the Week:

Red's purple cowboy shirt

Obscure Misc.:

Julie's fart sounded like a text message. (Girls fart?) and Mikaela says: JC is Poop Dick

Okay well, interesting... I like this, it's funny when I have to go back and read these posters, cause some stuff I don't understand, but I see where you are going with it. This isn't the first time I've said "I don't get it..."

Next week, Rocky Mountain Park. There is some debate about where exactly in the park we will play, but luck for you the park aint big and you aint dumb. See you next week!